Sunday, February 27, 2005
Under God's Cement and Rubber Heaven
God is alive and He's drinking Budweiser. And Coors. And Pepsi. And Crown Royal. Yes, you might catch Him sipping Jack and Coke, "responsibly", in the #7 car. He's popping Viagra in the 6. He's an Army of One in the Aught-One. Along side the King of Beers, and the King of the sport itself, He sports wranglers for Junior. Gorden - Jeff, not Bobby, of course - pimps God's paint. And for RW, the deuce, shiny God grants Miller Lite the blue of summer skies. Tony Stewart feels right at home with God's natural warehouse, you can find native Indianans, not Indiana natives. Or is it vice versa?Tony the Tiger, Target, Hamburger Helper, the Pilsbury Dough Boy, FedEx, UPS, Interstate Batteries, Dodge, Chevrolet, Ford, Schwan's Home Service, NAPA, Harrah's, Kodak and, this year's California Speedway Auto Club of California winner, Post-It-slash-National Guard.
This is the cast in greatest pageant under heaven.
TAG: NASCAR
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